Sunday, June 08, 2003

Many many thanks to Chris for that link to McTabby's Memorable Summary Executions! The summaries were really really bad, but the comments were priceless. The following slash song fic was posted by aldalindil in response to one really bad summary which reads: "Two duelists meet in the dead of night. On the battleground, they stand, awaiting the dance fever to overtake them." (Saturday Night Fever/HP crossover anyone?)

You can hex, and you want sex, something to spice up your life
Severus, you Stud Machine, you are the Duelling Queen!

Friday night and the lights are low
Homework�s done, so you find a foe,
You go to the Great Hall, get in the swing,
Go in to look for a King

Not anyone could be that guy!
Neville�s too dumb and Lockhart�s high,
But then you see him; everything is fine
He gives you that emerald glance
And when you get the chance�

You are the Duelling Queen; he�s young and sweet, but now he�s eighteen!
Duelling Queen, your robes should be silver lam� and green!
You can hex, you can stun him! Having the time of your life�
Severus, smart and mean, you are the Duelling Queen!

You�re a teacher but he turns you on!
When his potion�s brewing, it�s hard to stay strong
You try to find another, but only one will do (Harry�s the one for you!)
You want to get in his pants
And will when you get the chance!

You are the Duelling Queen, infatuated with his eyes of green!
Duelling Queen, hot for Potter cause he�s so lean!
You�ll beat him, you�ll take his wand, you�ll be his snarky wife!
Severus, you are so mean, you are the Duelling Queen!


*dies laughing*

the dead woman murmured 6/08/2003 12:18:00 AM
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mood

Translation:
Nemo nisi mors.


the subject

utopist. dreamer. cynic. poet. a contradiction. eccentric. cartesian. a starlight in the gloom.

The patient, born in 1984, suffers from a history of idealism of unknown onset and duration.

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